How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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