is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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