Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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