I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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