I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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