i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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