You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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