He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Can you repeat that, but with context?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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