At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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