awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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