Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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