Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and she was petting her beer can
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize