Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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