I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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