The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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