u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize