she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
So. Much. Porn.
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