Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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