: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wrigley field is MILF paradise
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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