is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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