I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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