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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im six kinds of drunk right now
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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