just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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