but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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