Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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