He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
After last night, I could never be a politician.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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