yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
foreskin is a definite game changer
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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