that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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