I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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