You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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