do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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