It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Umm I'm too high to move.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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