I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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