Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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