Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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