hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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