Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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