Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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