Kiss
Puke
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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