I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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