Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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