So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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