Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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