super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
not ubering you a puppy
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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