absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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