I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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