There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
