They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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