Will you blow on my dice?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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