real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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