Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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