so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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