She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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