Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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