It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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