awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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