so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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