I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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